The Pacifist Court

The Pacifist Court

When President Cruz ousted the old nine and installed nine new true believers onto the Supreme Court, he discovered the Law of Unintended Consequences. Annoyed over activist judges who legislate from the bench, Cruz redesigned the Court to enforce the laws of the...
Satan Loves You

Satan Loves You

I, Satan, want to thank you, all of you, my indispensable magnificent fiends! By successfully imputing my values onto my nemesis Jesus Christ, you have swayed millions to my side. For this, I am grateful. Let me be more specific. And let us, together, celebrate our...
God Hates Bigots

God Hates Bigots

I just can’t seem to get through to them. The book was a pretty good idea for awhile, but now it’s useless. Worse than useless. That’s unfortunate because it was a really Good Book. These loonies read into it what they want to read into it. They...
God Says He Doesn’t Exist

God Says He Doesn’t Exist

God appeared everywhere to every single person on Earth to announce that He does not exist. In the Middle East, he appeared middle eastern, in African he looked African, in North America, Europe, India, China and elsewhere he resembled native populations. People stood...
And God Created Dinosaurs

And God Created Dinosaurs

I was taking a tour of the creationist outdoor amusement park when their dinosaurs became extinct. The old Kentucky attraction had been refurbished by a rich evangelical. For the last six months, men and dinosaurs walked together, just as they had 5,700 years ago. It...